I told you the 50th post would be special. Jek Porkins level special. Okay, if anyone has a restaurant you need to put Jek Porkins special on the menu right now.
I shouldn't have to explain to you why Jek Porkins is special. Just read the quotes related to Porkins I found on the Jek Porkins Wookiepedia page and you will understand:
Wedge Antilles: "That's a good-sized pot."
Biggs Darklighter: "And he won a lot of credits, too."
―Wedge Antilles and Biggs Darklighter, after losing to Porkins at sabacc
Jek Porkins: "I've got a problem here."
Biggs Darklighter: "Eject."
Jek Porkins: "I can hold it."
Biggs Darklighter: "Pull up!"
Jek Porkins: "No, I'm all—Aah!"
— The death of Jek Porkins
"So long, Piggy. You will be avenged!"
―Biggs Darklighter's thoughts on the death of Porkins
See, he was good at sabacc and then he died and then Biggs lied about avenging him because Biggs died about a minute later. Special.
To Porkins!!!
ReplyDelete(PS, his nickname was "Belly Runner". shameful!)