Day 3 of 365: Lando
Throughout various points in his life, Lando Calrissian was a professional gambler, general, entrepreneur, smuggler, peddler of malt liquor, and legendary Bears running back. Even though he was good friend with Han Solo, he never learned to pronounce his first name correctly. This is forgivable since I used to think Han's name was Hans Olo when I was 5.
Also, I love Brian Piccolo. And I'd like all of you to love him too. And so tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him.