Day 36 of 365: Exogorth (Space Slug)
I am torn right now. Should I go lowbrow and make the penis jokes or should I take the high road and try something more clever? On the one hand, I do not want to take the easy way out and I know that my parents sometimes read what their strange obsessive son is up to now a days, so that's a negative for the dick jokes. On the other hand, it is early, and if you were paying attention you would know I am lazy...
Okay, I just found this:
and now I will let you make up your own penis jokes because this thing is a penis with a mouth.
Oh, for some reason I can't read the comment from yesterday. Leave it again today but preface it with something like "Not penis joke"